"I’m afraid so; you’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret: all the best people are."
Kaneki: Adorable bi child.
Hide: Attracted to cute people (pan).
Touka: Lesbian, super lesbian.
Nishiki: Heteroromantic demi(~truelove~)sexual.
Rize: Aromantic Ace, but has sex for pleasure.
Tsukiyama: Very Impressively Gay.
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.